We all know that bosses can be arseholes. There, I’ve said it. There’s nothing quite like the frustration of having to implement the decisions taken by the barely-trained chimpanzee who masquerades as your boss thanks to the suit he wears or the power invested in her by an equally simian counterpart. We know that probably, occasionally, perhaps even at the weekend, they can be a decent human being, but between the hours of 9 to 5, Monday to Friday, they are an incoherent idiot who is consumed with buzzwords and a terrifying lack of cynicism. We know that they make your life hell with their indecisiveness. We know their duplicity pisses you off. We know they’re scum.

This is a place for everyone who’s ever had a boss who told them about The Big Project at 4:40pm on a Friday afternoon, and then took all the credit for it at 9:30am on Monday. This is a place for everyone who’s ever steamed up over the kettle telling a colleague “You won’t believe what my boss did today…” This is a place for all God’s angry little children to vent their anger at Satan’s little children, and feel better for getting it off their chest.

Come in, vent away…